That'll be $4.03Cashier:
I only have $4...Me:
That's ok, I have the three centsCashier:
what are we?Me:
what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful
Michael Jordan — Chicago Bulls
This is my best friend Kyri and his boyfriend Franco. Today is their 6 months and it is also their birthday. I just felt the need to share that with tumblr because I think they are absolutely adorable; them and the fact that they share the same birthday and I’m quite jealous. I love you Kyri and I’m happy you found someone who makes you happy. Happy birthday boys.👬
2005 - 2013
This Love Is A Sure Thing
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
A Tired Tiger ~ By Stephen Moehle